- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Camerons hair is Curly..

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

it was all Tagart

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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