Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Ben Affleck

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

If life gives you lemonade.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Anti Joke

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