- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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