- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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