- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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