What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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