But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

drugs.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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