- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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