- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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