Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Women drivers...

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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roy g biv

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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