Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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