Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Waffles ate my grandma

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

knock knock Goodbye

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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