- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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