How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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what is 3+3= 8

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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penis

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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