What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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HEY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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