Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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