- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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