How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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