Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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