- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Nice belt.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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