- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber sucks

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Brain fart

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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