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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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