- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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