- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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