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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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