- Anti Joke

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

my egg roll

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...