- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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