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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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