- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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