- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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