- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Christ is a conspiracy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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