What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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