What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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