- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

If you have a stroke, call 000

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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