- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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