Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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