why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Smeg...

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Jesus Christ

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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