- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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