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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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