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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How old are you? 7

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.