,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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