- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

homosexual

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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