- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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