- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

The cream, it is coming

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Nickelback.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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