- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Indians

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What's up? Your time.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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