- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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