- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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