How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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