The Princess is in another castle

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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do you have a wife?

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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