- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why can't jokes spit?

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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