Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Jack Stevens

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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