- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Trump will make America great again.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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