The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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