- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Anthony sucks

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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