What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How high is the sky? True or False

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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