A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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