I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Knock knock Come in

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Anti Joke

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