Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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