- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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