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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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