- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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