- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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