Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

rent a cops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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