What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Female rights.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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