What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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what did the farmer do? plant

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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