- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

non poop

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Get up Look in the mirror

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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