A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

YO FACE

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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