I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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