man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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