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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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