Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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A man did not like this site

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Granny porn!

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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