what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Sarah Palin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

people magazine

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Jersey Shore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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