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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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