A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Barbara Streisand

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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