Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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