What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A fat guy!

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Anti Joke

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