- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black? the colour

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

knock knock... ...no answer

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Indians

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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