Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Jordan is pregant

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Anti Joke

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