- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Jersey Shore.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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