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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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