What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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HEY!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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