Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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The Princess is in another castle

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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