Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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