knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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