a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Pickles are moist.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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