What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Brain fart

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Charlie Sheen

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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