- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Penis

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Nobody cares maddie!

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