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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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