Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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123 f*ck off

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Women's Rights Movement

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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