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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Take part of what?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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