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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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