Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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